Threat level: soap
Bubble
Trouble
Last seen drifting toward a children's birthday party.
Slow Pursuit
Bubble Trouble travels at one determined inch per minute, which is plenty when the evidence floats ahead. The wand stays upright. The bubble keeps widening. A paper invitation stuck to the shell points toward a backyard full of cake, folding chairs, and unsupervised children. Nobody has sounded the alarm. There is time, technically.
Grip
Two hands on the wand, no matter the crosswind.
Cover
A glossy shell built for frosting-range incidents.
Escape Speed
One determined inch per minute, downhill preferred.
Party Approach
Arrival remains slow; consequences keep expanding.
Keep the cake covered.